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Rock helps Windows Vista

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    Joaquim Rocha
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This is a draft. It might be incomplete or have errors.

Here’s a funny commercial on how Windows Vista beats a human beatbox.

OK, I am not really a fan of hip-hop culture so I was happy that Vista won because of three things:

  1. Vista only won when Rock (yes, it’s not metal) was put into practice and not hip-hop;
  2. Vista seems to attract good looking girls;
  3. Vista actually won at something;

But even after this Vista victory, facts are that:

  1. The gossip says the guy was paid to lose…;
  2. The gossip says the girl was paid to look attracted to Vista;
  3. The girl is rich (she’s got enough money to a afford a Vista capable machine…);
  4. There was actually someone that allowed that ugly sticker to be put on a laptop;
  5. Vista seems to need to be playing Super-Mario songs for over a minute to be able to play 5 seconds of real music;
  6. Vista needs to be connected to mp3 players to be able to play music;
  7. This is a fictional contest (there are paper UFOs flying all over the damn place).
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