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Rock helps Windows Vista
- Authors
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- Name
- Joaquim Rocha
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This is a draft. It might be incomplete or have errors.
Here’s a funny commercial on how Windows Vista beats a human beatbox.
OK, I am not really a fan of hip-hop culture so I was happy that Vista won because of three things:
- Vista only won when Rock (yes, it’s not metal) was put into practice and not hip-hop;
- Vista seems to attract good looking girls;
- Vista actually won at something;
But even after this Vista victory, facts are that:
- The gossip says the guy was paid to lose…;
- The gossip says the girl was paid to look attracted to Vista;
- The girl is rich (she’s got enough money to a afford a Vista capable machine…);
- There was actually someone that allowed that ugly sticker to be put on a laptop;
- Vista seems to need to be playing Super-Mario songs for over a minute to be able to play 5 seconds of real music;
- Vista needs to be connected to mp3 players to be able to play music;
- This is a fictional contest (there are paper UFOs flying all over the damn place).